Bree Turner:
Bree Turner
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Information:
Name: Bree Turner
Born: 1977-03-10
Height: 1.73
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Filmography:
Moesha (2001), Jungle Juice (2001), Animated American (2008), Entertainment Tonight (2008), 1/4life (2005)
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How many
Man U. fans does it take to change
a lightbulb?
One to change the lightbulb, and one to drive down
to Kent to pick
him/her up.
TxominShanerd
Waiter, there's a fly in my
soup !
Yes,
it's the rotting meat that attracts them !
RudySahmNd
How can you be sure you have counterfeit
money?
If it's a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.
KennedyKlintef
Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.
I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite
!
WildonSeignouroh
How many triage nurses does it take
to
change a light bulb?
One, but the bulb will have to spend four
hours in the waiting
room.
MinyomiBodawaybu
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood
and
Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one
would
win?
Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that
harass is one
word.
BlaedKameronul
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Junkie Barbie ...complete with needle tracks
BootOmetOX
A woman entered the hospital to deliver
her 15th child. "Congratulations,"
said the nurse, "but don't you
think this is enough?" The woman
replied,
"Are you kidding? This
is the only vacation I get each year."
AdrienJestonpK
Why do pigs run into trees?
To shake out the
alligators.
I've never seen an alligator In a tree.
That's
because the pigs do such a good job.
AnscombAmerawdwrsa
How does a male lightning bolt feel when he
notices an
attractive female lightning
bolt?
Thunderstruck
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